Tuesday, June 21, 2011

MA WEE MAMMY

My mammy was born in Scotland but we're Irish by ancestry.  My grandparents both moved from Ireland to Scotland and raised their family there. 

The Scottish have a brilliant way with words.  It was never dull at "oor hoose."  These are some of the sayings I grew up with (said with a thick Scottish accent):

If you die wi a face like that, no one'll wash it.

Someone just walked over ma grave.

Look at you, hanging around like a knotless thread!

I feel like the wreck o' the Hesparus.

Quite yer greitin! (crying)

If you cry on yer birthday, you'll be cryin' all year.

If he was chocolate, he'd eat himself!

Quit yer blethering.

Och, yer a good wee girl!

Och, yer a cheeky wee bitch.

Och, ya wee bugger

You're daft!

You'll have a sore bahooky if ye don't stop.

Wash yer oaksters (armpits).

Och, yer a lovely wee lassie.

I miss ma mammy...

I'm goin' hame.

Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

BITCH SLAP

Everyone needs to vent.  We all need to bitch once in a while...true story.  But people don't like it when you say what you're really thinking; when you talk about all the crazy, or not...stuff that's in your head.  And they'll criticize you for it.  And they'll talk about you. And they'll BITCH about you. 

Well, this is my bitching spot where I have the freedom to ruminate, postulate, protest, hypothesize, philosophize, and just plain bitch. 

Just sayin'